second virginity
(se-kund vur-ji-nitee) n. a state of having technically lost one's virginity in the heat of a moment while a soulful virginity is saved for a man/woman that one truly cares for, e.g., 'Being a second virgin doesn't mean I can't have a boyfriend, or make out with a guy at a party.'1
The state of Gen X Japanese men and their sexual lives have been likened to "camels in a dry spell." Ouch. But before you pass judgment, it seems that these second virgins do not thirst for physical intimacy with a female partner. In fact, they're content with life minus the conjugal visits (see content Japanese male exemplar, right image). Yes, it turns out these Japanese men find life a lot more fulfilling without the periodic hip thrusts. Sex is just an "annoyance." That's too bad because currently Japan has one of the lowest birth rates in the world2. It's so bad there that the government has had to enact several plans to encourage women to "stay home and breed." So, what is a nation to do when the baby-making factory has stopped operating? Here's an idea: toss out the disturbingly graphic japanime and sexually-deviant cartoon pussycat and introduce some grown-up porn to the local newsstands. That way, a natural desire for real human female-loving is once again instilled in Japanese men (the straight ones, that is). Real women, having once taken second place after lewd colored cartoon drawings, will feel desired again. And the government can stop racking their brains trying to draw up more effective procreation-promotion policies because love--erm, or lust for that matter--will pave the way.
1 Excerpt taken from a cheesy sophomore confessional in SEX, ETC. -Stories.
2 For more info, http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4065647.stm
The state of Gen X Japanese men and their sexual lives have been likened to "camels in a dry spell." Ouch. But before you pass judgment, it seems that these second virgins do not thirst for physical intimacy with a female partner. In fact, they're content with life minus the conjugal visits (see content Japanese male exemplar, right image). Yes, it turns out these Japanese men find life a lot more fulfilling without the periodic hip thrusts. Sex is just an "annoyance." That's too bad because currently Japan has one of the lowest birth rates in the world2. It's so bad there that the government has had to enact several plans to encourage women to "stay home and breed." So, what is a nation to do when the baby-making factory has stopped operating? Here's an idea: toss out the disturbingly graphic japanime and sexually-deviant cartoon pussycat and introduce some grown-up porn to the local newsstands. That way, a natural desire for real human female-loving is once again instilled in Japanese men (the straight ones, that is). Real women, having once taken second place after lewd colored cartoon drawings, will feel desired again. And the government can stop racking their brains trying to draw up more effective procreation-promotion policies because love--erm, or lust for that matter--will pave the way.1 Excerpt taken from a cheesy sophomore confessional in SEX, ETC. -Stories.
2 For more info, http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4065647.stm
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